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November 21, 2006

I Manipulated an Old Friend . . .

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by the wayinto taking me out to lunch. Then I watched a couple of music videos at his place. I started to feel drowsy, and a pillow and blanket magically appeared next to me.

“How come you always know what I want?” I asked him.

“Are you sure you want to know?” he replied.

I nodded, so he went on: “Because, ultimately, it’s a pretty short list.”

“Oh. Okay. By the way: fuck you.”

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  1. But I’m sure she meant that in a good way.

    Comment by Anonymous Bitch — November 27, 2006 @ 7:13 am

  2. He sounds like a keeper!

    Comment by Anonymous Bitch — December 2, 2006 @ 9:15 pm

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