What a futchah!
“The wedding was amazingly lavish and beautiful. But to find you have a Scientology adviser sitting on every single table was rather weird.”
“It was almost as though Tom and Katie were trying to ram home their Scientology beliefs to their guests. It was surreal. Everyone felt more like they were at a Scientology convention than a wedding.”
…The wedding itself was the standard Scientology ceremony with Katie promising to stay with “his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all” and Tom agreeing to provide Katie with “clothes and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat” and to support her even “when she’s older”.
but wait — a “scandal” emerges!
OH! NO!!!!
There was absolutely no Deal or No Deal going either…
all of the guests have signed a contract pledging that they pay a $1million penalty if they talk to the media about the wedding or release any photos
a spokesperson for Giorgi Armani has confirmed that they will have photographers at the wedding in addition to those hired by Tom and Katie’s team, and the television rights to the ceremony have reportedly been sold for Euro1.5million - the same about as the Odescalchi family have requested for the use of the castle.
But hey — that’s just cuz they’re bestest frieeends, riight?
Bride, groom and even baby daughter Suri wore outfits designed by close pal Giorgio Armani. Guests received Armani goodie bags. [reportedly worth $7,500]
yeeeesh….
ah, who gives a shit?
Comment by Blabber Bitch — November 20, 2006 @ 6:26 pm
I know what I’d do with a pan if I were married to Tom Cruise.
Comment by Bitchalicious — November 20, 2006 @ 7:01 pm
Yanno, I *used* to like Tome Cruise… but that was way back when he was playing in endearingly bad movies, like Legend.
*sigh* Now he’s turned into a raving nutcase…
Comment by BitchBitchBitch — November 20, 2006 @ 7:24 pm
I feel sorry for Katie. She gave up all her principles to marry a complete idiot. I give the marriage 3 years tops.
Comment by Anonymous Bitch — November 21, 2006 @ 3:54 am
That sounds like it was a really really meaningful wedding with a lot of super duper meaningful meaning.
Shucks. I almost wish I was there. NOT!
Comment by Bubbly Bitch — November 21, 2006 @ 4:52 am
I noticed that Brooke Shields was listed among the A-list *snerk* celebrity guests. I guess her anti-depression meds are working a little too well.
Comment by Bitchy Belle — November 21, 2006 @ 2:58 pm
Supposedly Brooke is Katie’s new best friend (babies born on the same day, and all). Frankly, I hope that’s true. The girl needs a life outside the cult.
Comment by geek bitch — November 21, 2006 @ 5:07 pm
“I feel sorry for Katie. She gave up all her principles to marry a complete idiot.”
In my book, that makes her a dumb bitch and I don’t feel sorry for her at all. Her choice.
Comment by BlabberBitch — November 21, 2006 @ 6:36 pm
Poor Katie looks trapped in that picture! Hope all that money is worth it.
Comment by Barely a Bitch — November 22, 2006 @ 7:36 am