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CNN isn’t top on my list of “must watch” (it’s only marginally more credible than Al Jazeera) and the idea of watching Larry King puts my television at risk of having a shoe thrown at it.

So damn you (you know who you are) for dangling the carwreck of Larry King interviewing Roseanne Barr.

The link is to the transcript. I figured linking to the video was just too cruel.

From the getgo you need to understand that between these two intellectual giants, their combined IQ just might run a Teddy Ruxpin … for about ten minutes … and Teddy would be more entertaining.

The always fawning King slathers the flattery on Roseanne like mayo on a turkey sandwich (and considering the acreage on that turkey, the mayo comes in ten gallon drums). Roseanne’s verbal skills match her intellect (makes you wonder why people go to watch her show … laugh with her or at her?) and King is relentless in getting her to hold forth on a variety of tough and weighty issues.

KING: On your blog you write, “Bush is going to declare war on China next, I swear.”

BARR: I was so scared because I woke up and there was the Drudge, you know. I always read the Drudge Report and it said on there that the Chinese were like, you know, spying on our subs or doing something with our subs and I was like, “Oh no, he’s going to think that’s an act of war and then we’re going to go over there next.” I mean we’re everywhere. We’re everywhere.

I’m like, Drudge should get a restraining order, you know?

KING: No, thanks. You’ve been rough on Bush and Cheney.

BARR: I’ve been rough on…

KING: Very rough haven’t you?

BARR: No. I don’t think I’ve been rough on them, no, not at all. I think they’ve been rough on the country but I don’t think anybody could be rough enough on them. You know they — I don’t like what they’re doing and neither does anybody else. And I’m so glad now that it’s like proof that nobody liked it and they want it to stop.

I guess everyone that didn’t vote According To Barr is a “nobody.” Nice to know where those that disagree with her stand, like, you know?

But hey, don’t think that Roseanne doesn’t have some solid answers on how to bring down the deficit and help children

BARR: That I — that I’m getting old that’s a big regret.

KING: Yes, me too, except can’t do anything about it.

BARR: No, can’t do anything about it. But, you know, at least you could be honest about it and like really accept the fact that you are old and that maybe it is time for you to start moving on rather than using artificial ways to keep yourself alive at all the children’s expense. I mean really that’s kind of what it is. […] …if we’re taking everything and putting it on the national Visa card and passing the interest on to our kids we can probably save them a lot of interest if we just like let ourselves go earlier and stuff like getting them artificial hearts and the lungs and the fake. You know we should just die when we’re old and we should decide…

KING: Good luck and goodbye.

BARR: …you know, it’s like 60 I think people especially of our generation. At 86 if they’re, you know, they should just end their lives and that will like help save a lot of children.

KING: It would. It would reduce the population.

BARR: Yes but from the top down.

Can you say Nationalized Medical Care? I knew you could! :::cough::: Soylent Green :::cough:::

Roseanne shows her economics chops on why she supports an increase in the minimum wage

KING: If you do that people are going to lose jobs.

BARR: Now that’s what they say. It just means they won’t have quite so much in bonuses for their wives’ jewelry that year, you know. People at the bottom they’ll have like, you know, maybe $50 more a week. You know there’s — we talked about raising the minimum wage. I think we need to next think about a maximum wage. That’s not to say that rich people can’t continue to get rich. That’s cool but not to the point where people are, you know, refugees at the bottom.

Of course, Roseanne is humble to admit she doesn’t come up with all these enlightened thoughts on her own …

BARR: i write 24/7. I get up and I’m like a big old transmitter. If it’s like 3:00 a.m. and something comes in, this pipe, I run down and put it out there. If somebody comes down this pipe, I run it out there. I’m getting a lot of transmissions from other dimensions and I want and represented on the net.

KING: Oh, no, we’re not back to that again.

BARR: Well, that’s all part of it. It’s about thinking outside the box. How much more outside the box can you be when you’re like actually get outside that box? You might find out that there is a whole cyber world.

KING: Is someone transmitting to you now?

BARR: Yes, someone is always transmitting through me, always.

KING: Do you have a transmitter — does he or she have a name, your transmitter?

BARR: Just — it’s just — no, it does not have a name.

KING: Just —

BARR: And even if it did, I would not be able to be speaketh it.

Ah! The Muse that dare Not Speak Its Name!

Because, like, you know, it might Go Away, and you won’t ever get this much enlightenment ever again.

So sad. They look so sad. Cheer them up with a clever caption.

bitch slap Confederate Yankee and Scared Monkeys

This one is sad too. It’s humiliating.

So I’m sure that by now you’ve all heard about the violent incidents around the country tied to the release of the Playstation 3 video game console.

Shootings, Stabbings, Riots. Come on people, it’s a f*cking video game, for goodness sake.

A $600.00 video game.

But it’s still a game.

Not to mention that the launch consoles are likely NOT backwards compatible at all.

Look, you could have avoided the situation altogether by using one of two very simple alternatives:
1. Purchase the damn thing from a store that had a pre-order list. You give your name and contact info, pay a small deposit, and walk in and claim the thing without having to wait all night before launch day.
-or-
2. You exercise patience. Don’t you have enough to do with the rest of your life? Can’t you play the old games for a couple more weeks? Can’t you just tell your whiny brat kids NO?

Oh that’s right. you can’t. My bad.

…and suddenly I hear the phrase,

“A Traditional Scientology Wedding…”

WTF is wrong with you people?!?!?

WTF is this shiite on The News?!?!?
Well, ok — nevermind that last question.

One of the funniest TV spots I’ve seen lately was an interview with Mark Furman asking his opinion of O.J.’s new book about how he would have committed the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman IF he had done it. Furman remarked that Simpson is as dumb as a rock and that of course the book was written by a ghost writer because if Simpson had written it, it would have been done in crayon.

The New York Times reports:

Titled “If I Did It,” Mr. Simpson’s book is scheduled for release on Nov. 30, preceded by a two-part television interview on Fox. The plans for the book and interviews have outraged family members of the victims and victims’ rights organizations.

Just the fact that Simpson is writing the book shows the depth of his stupidity. Not just stupidity but total lack of morals. What kind of father - even if he didn’t commit the murders - would write a book about how he would have done it if he had done it. We’re talking about the mother of his children. He is sleazy low-life personified.

People will watch the television interview because they’re morbidly interested. I wish they wouldn’t. I wish not a single person would watch the show and not a single person would buy the book. I hate that O.J. will make money from this. And his victims’ families continue to get nothing:

So with Mr. Simpson ensconced in a suburb of Miami, where Florida laws regarding the payment of civil penalties allow him to keep his home and his multimillion-dollar National Football League pension . . . .

What the fuck is going on with women teachers having sex with middle school or junior high boys? Adolescent girls have trouble figuring out adolescent boys. Why would an adult even want to? Adolescent boys are geeky, have bad skin, are socially inept and have few interests beyond (take your pick) cars, computers, girls, video games, and sports. What do the teachers and boys talk about? Is there ANYTHING they have in common - other than spending the bulk of their daylight hours in a school building? Maybe these sicko teachers are taking their teaching duties too far cause it’s for damn sure the boys don’t know what they’re doing.

Then we have the macho judges who think it’s every young boy’s dream to get it on with a teacher. So the female teachers are just given a slap on the wrist rather than being treated the same as male teachers who prey on female students. Men should be infuriated that the system treats them so much more harshly than women in these cases.

When I first got online I visited some chat rooms, and inevitably there would be teenage boys (so they said) who would hit on me. They said they fantasized about getting it on with an experienced woman. As a responsible adult, I declined their invitations - as would any responsible adult. That’s the bottom line. Teachers who have sexual relationships with students are not responsible adults. They’re leeches and a drain on society.

This country is not worth dying for
Cindy Sheehan

Cindy Sheehan is a bitch, but she’s a completely different kind of bitch than the Anonymous Bitches so don’t even go there. She’s certainly NOT an Anonymous Bitch. She’s just a bitch. Got that?

Still, she will get a post on the Anonymous Bitch blog in honor of her over-done 15-minutes of fame. The bitch media whore is definitly over her limit.

I really hate pity dispise her. Wordsmith has done the best video I’ve seen of her to date. He even made the video with Johnny Frickin’ Cash music in the background. It’s perfect.

So go see it.

Speaking of Crazy Cindy.

This is scary. Seriously.

Some friendly advise for Crazy Cindy.

Cindy should NEVER wear pink again. She can hang with the Pink Code Traitors all she can stomach. It’s probably more like all they can stomach. Actually, how do they stomach each other?

They need to all hang together because no one else can stomach any of them.

That’s beside the point. She really doesn’t need to wear pink again regardless of who she hangs with.

The funny part is that the picture to the left here was taken during her rolling fast. You remember that, right?

Everything Cindy