Anonymous Bitches

January 19, 2007

Three Hours of my life I’ll never get back….

Filed under: Everything, Just Bitchn'

I STG I just don’t get some people. Just because I work at a place associated with a hospital DOES NOT mean that I need to go to the HOSPITAL version of Fire Safety training (or rather Fire Saftey training, as it was advertised). No I don’t need to wait for the charge nurse to turn off the oxygen line. I don’t have a charge nurse in my office building. Or an O2 line for that matter.

It’s one thing to teach about general fire safety, how fire doors are meant to work, and all that. It’s even fun to test out the different kinds of fire extinguishers, but why the hell must I sit through the hospital shit? I’m not even allowed to touch patients, by law. I don’t have a medical degree or certification.

Most universities and hospitals have all this online now. Why the FUCK can’t we?

Damn

Filed under: Just Bitchn'

A whole month has gone by without anyone bitchin’, so here I am.

I really don’t have anything to say, or bitch about, but I’m still posting something. Cause damn.

Well, here’s something -

Had lunch with someone I was sort of dating. I really don’t know what the hell we were doing, if you even want to call it dating. Anyway, I told him I didn’t want to see him anymore in that “romantic” way - he insisted on knowing why, so I told him. BTW, this whole break up thing was a long time coming.

There is someone else. It wasn’t planned. It just happened. He knew who it was immediately.

When we parted to go our separate ways for the last time, he leaned in and whispered in my ear, “I hope he goes limp and ‘it’ falls off.”

Classy.

Yep, I made the right decision. Ass wipe.

December 13, 2006

Treacherous Lying Thief

Filed under: Everything

How do you not hear what everyone is telling you?
You don’t want to hear.
You shut everyone up with anger and sulking.
I know you hear it.
I know you know.

When you are alone at night, asleep in your bed
I know there are times when your eyes suddently open.
You look around your darkened room.
You are covered in sweat and your heart is pounding.
You are completely and utterly alone.

In those moments you can’t keep the knowing
buried deep in the bottom of your mind,
away from your consciousness.
It rises to the top and won’t let you rest.
It terrifies you.
Because you know that you know.

In those moments, alone in the dark,
In abject mind-numbing terror,
When the prospect of facing God
with Your Treachery
Is looming in front of you,

In those moments.
Is the Power and Money worth it?

You’re always dressed
in your thousand dollar suits.
You’re still a lying, treacherous, thieving, murderous
thug
in a fine linen suit.

December 11, 2006

remind me again…

Filed under: Just Bitchn'

.. why I said we could have a guest in the house for a week?

Especially one who knows nothing about anything, refuses to understand that people (and laws) in one state are in no way, shape, or form, like those in another state, and just because something is illegal in a foreign country doesn’t make it so here in the US. AND who backseat drives even though this person has not, themselves, driven in a couple of years.

ARRRGH.

Not to mention that having a houseguest who is not used to dogs in a house where the dog runs the show causes more than a few run ins on its own.

And you wonder why it’s the Holidays and I’m MORE than happy to sit in my office?

November 28, 2006

Work Sucks

Filed under: Everything, Just Bitchn'

I love my job, but I hate the people who run the show. We’ve known for months that there was a big planning retreat coming up Tuesday - Thursday of this week, a retreat that would require us to stay in a hotel for 3 days.

What we didn’t know was where it would be. We knew we needed to be there at 7:30am tomorrow, but the location wasn’t revealed until 8:37am this morning. Yep. Less than 25 hours before we are to be there.

The kicker? Rooms are available at the hotel tonight, you know, in case we just happen to bring a 3 days suitcase to work every day.

November 24, 2006

The Price Tag on a Penis

You see the man and woman on the right? You think they are equal in the workplace?

THEY AREN’T.

Look at their faces. She is serious and he is smug. THAT is because, if they do the exact same jobs, he is making at a minimum $20,000 more a year for that very same job than she is. And in all likelihood, she works twice as hard and is at least twice as productive. To top that off, she undoubtedly goes home and does all the housework, cooking, laundry and nurturing of the children and husband.

On the other hand, he will be invited to join all the men’s civic clubs. It’s part of his job, after all. So he’ll spend his time on the golf course and smoosing with the movers and shakers while she’s buried up to her eye-freaking-brows in budgets, public relations and staffing problems. He’ll be praised for how well the place runs while he’s sitting in the sauna at the club.

The difference is one has a penis and the other doesn’t.

Don’t misunderstand. I’ve been on both ends of the employment spectrum. I’m been employee and employer. I know that employees think the boss doesn’t do anything and they do all the work. THAT is not what I’m talking about.

I’m talking about doing the EXACT same job, or even the female being the boss and having some wet-behind-the-ears-hot-shot come in as support and being offered $20,000 right off the FREAKING bat.

My first professional job I came into a position vacated by a male. Somewhere along the line I found out the male who had the job prior to me was making $20,000 per year than I was. I was a struggling divorcee with two young children and barely making ends meet. I was working my ass off trying to make it and trying to prove myself as a professional. I was young and had to screw up all my courage to go into my bosses office and request an explanation as to why I was being paid so much less for the same job. Especially in light of the fact that everyone, including him, had praised me for being the best, most productive person he had ever had in that position.

He looked at me and said, ‘He has a family to support’.

‘So do I’, I replied.

‘But he’s the main bread winner in the family’.

‘So am I’.

Silence. And just looking at each other. Then I blinked first and asked him to take it under consideration. My salary was not changed.

There have been many similar incidents in the years following that first overt slam at the monetary value of my gender in the work place. I did learn to not blink first, but nothing really changed.

I’ve been told, ‘We’d love to raise your salary. You certainly deserve much more, but if we pay you any more you’ll be making as much as a man.’

I’ve been told, ‘If we raise you’ll salary, that would put you up in the executive range.’ I am an executive.

And now. I am the boss. I have been excruciatingly fair in my decisions regarding salary, probably because of my own previous experiencing.

So now comes a new position on the staff. It was proposed by the board that I answer to. I was hesitant at first, but finally supported creating this new position. Before I could turn half-way around the guy is hired and I’m being asked to a lunch meeting by the president and treasurer of the board. I’m thinking it’s about one thing, but it was about another.

They wanted to break the news to me about the compensation package they had offered him. Please note, this was done without my input which is highly out of order considering my position.

They hand me a piece of paper with his salary and other benefits. Everything was in line EXCEPT the salary, which was $20,000 more than I make. Starting out at $20,000 more. ALL my years of experience. The fact I built this place from scratch, the fact that the reason we need this guy is because of MY success in leading the business is all for naught.

No wonder they took me out to lunch to tell me.

I just looked at the paper in front of me and listened to their explanations and attempts to pacify me before I had even responded. They expected me to not be happy.

‘He was making more where he was before.’

‘Getting him is a coup, he had two other offers and we had to be competitive.’

‘We had to act quickly or he would have taken one of the other offers, we had no intention of leaving you out of the loop.’

‘You’ll tell [our financial person who does payroll] won’t you so she won’t be upset. Present it to her like this ….. ‘

I put the paper in my organizer and smiled. ‘I’m very excited he’s coming on board’, I said looking each of them in the eye. They were caught off guard. They were expecting a fight.

They began falling all over themselves to tell me about all the high expectations they have of him and how he’ll have to produce [this much] in order to keep his job. It won’t be easy for him. They won’t be easy on him.

‘Who will he answer to?’, I asked, ‘me or the board’.

Continuing their discomfort, they explained they haven’t gotten all that figured out yet. They had acted so fast they don’t have a job description or thought out how he will fit into the organization. We, the board and me, will meet with him weekly to keep updated on his progress.

‘So you are doing his job description and will evaluate him.’ I said more as a statement than a question. ‘I won’t have to monitor his progress or performance in any way.’

‘Yes, yes.’

‘What about when the board changes?’. It always changes. These guys will do their time on the board and then move on to other interests. They didn’t have an answer to that. ‘That’s a good point. We’ll have to create a policy for how to handle this position’. They made notes to themselves to do that. I thought, ‘That sure will make it hard to find someone willing to be the president of the board’.

I gave them no fight. I smiled and continued to say this is an exciting development. Having someone in this position will certainly enhance our success. I long ago learned my lessons on conducting a direct frontal assault in these kinds of situations.

I will bide my time. This is ill concieved and it is now completely not related to me, so I will not take the fall when it fails. Let them go for it.

They beat me to telling [the financial person]. Since I’m her boss, she came to me in tears. She’s been there 20 years and ‘it’s great they all tell me how valuable I am to the organization, but it’d be nice to be paid for it.’ ‘How can they justify this salary for someone just starting.’

I didn’t have any good answers for her.

‘We are women.’ I said.

I would write more but I’ve taken today off work. I have to put in a load of laundry, clean the kitchen, polish the wood floors and work on the 2007 budget. Oh, and I have to get some publicity materials ready for a meeting next week.

FUCK YOU WOMEN’S LIB.

Does she have the same problem, does she. What about him. How about her. Does she get paid the same as the Priest?

November 23, 2006

F**king holidays

Filed under: Just Bitchn'

What the F**k is it with the Holidays, anyway? You eat a ton of food, pretend to be nice to people who share your genes (or your spouse’s) but whom you would NEVER chose for friends, spend countless hours making the house spotless and spend more than you can afford.

All because this is how we celebrate the holidays.

I opted out of that BS this year. Thanksgiving is going to be turkey and trimmings sure, but it’s at home, just us and my folks. With football and the dog. Cooking in PJs rather than a dress.

Ok, I cleaned. But that was as much for logistics as for presentation.

I don’t have to smile at the inlaws and listen to their pathetic ignorant political pronouncements. I don’t have to close my dropped jaw quickly when one of them recounts their latest mistake and the chaos it created in their life. I don’t have to watch my beloved husband try to do the same things.

More importantly, I don’t have to watch him hurt as he tries to deal with all of the bombs dropped in his lap as the conversation moves from topic to topic and event to event.

Christmas is going to require alcohol……

November 22, 2006

Babs Bitch

BabsSpeaking of bitches. Have you seen this one?

She’s got her own blog in which she writes:

Thank you all for raising your voices by coming out to vote. My faith in the American public has been restored. Harry Truman once said to the people “I wonder how many times you have to be hit on the head before you find out who’s hitting you.” Well, on November 7, 2006, the people finally found out. Our great country showed that it has the power to correct itself through the election process. Our votes changed the unequal and unhealthy balance of power that has led this country astray for the past 6 years. The public is tired of the ugliness and the mean spiritedness. The American people want to come together and they want our leaders to work together to finally accomplish the people’s business.

That’s just a small sampling of her skewed view of the world.

But then, this is coming from a woman who demands that fresh rose petals be put in her toilet bowl every morning. So what can you expect?

She also writes a lot of rantings and ravings about the evil Bush Regime. She has Bush Derangement Syndrome in the worst way. Personally, it’s just a rumor, but I suspect she had a thang for Billy’s willy. Don’t tell Mr. Streisand.

She likes to take on the Bush administration for over spending on the Battle of Iraq. She calls it the War in Iraq. She calls it a waste of money and writes about how that money could be spent so much more wisely.

BabAs a card carrying member of the liberal elite who is body-guarded, chauffeured, pampered, spoon-fed and has rose petals in her toilet bowl she sure has a lot of opinions about how to take care of the poor.

She’s a cliche.

Hey Babs. Take it from the Bitches of the Blogs.
Shut up and sing.

November 21, 2006

I Manipulated an Old Friend . . .

Filed under: Everything

by the wayinto taking me out to lunch. Then I watched a couple of music videos at his place. I started to feel drowsy, and a pillow and blanket magically appeared next to me.

“How come you always know what I want?” I asked him.

“Are you sure you want to know?” he replied.

I nodded, so he went on: “Because, ultimately, it’s a pretty short list.”

“Oh. Okay. By the way: fuck you.”

November 20, 2006

Rapunzil KatieWhat a futchah!

said a ‘guest’

“The wedding was amazingly lavish and beautiful. But to find you have a Scientology adviser sitting on every single table was rather weird.”

“It was almost as though Tom and Katie were trying to ram home their Scientology beliefs to their guests. It was surreal. Everyone felt more like they were at a Scientology convention than a wedding.”

…The wedding itself was the standard Scientology ceremony with Katie promising to stay with “his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all” and Tom agreeing to provide Katie with “clothes and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat” and to support her even “when she’s older”.

but wait — a “scandal” emerges!

TOM Cruise and Katie Holmes were ALREADY wed before Saturday’s star-studded ceremony, they admitted last night.

OH! NO!!!!

There was absolutely no Deal or No Deal going either…

all of the guests have signed a contract pledging that they pay a $1million penalty if they talk to the media about the wedding or release any photos

a spokesperson for Giorgi Armani has confirmed that they will have photographers at the wedding in addition to those hired by Tom and Katie’s team, and the television rights to the ceremony have reportedly been sold for Euro1.5million - the same about as the Odescalchi family have requested for the use of the castle.

But hey — that’s just cuz they’re bestest frieeends, riight?

Bride, groom and even baby daughter Suri wore outfits designed by close pal Giorgio Armani. Guests received Armani goodie bags. [reportedly worth $7,500]

yeeeesh….

Lifts and bent knees and that lovin’ feeling.






















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